@babybirdrip Brum gig was marvellous, thank u! 🙏
About 2 weeks ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
No man ever worked harder than a man holding in a fart in a yoga class.
@BBC6Music Mary Anne I feel like I’m at a Spa! 😂
Man and all these years I’ve thought Robert Palmer’s Irresistible was about love for a one-eyed woman. It’s ‘our li… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
About 3 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
Radio adverts, why are you so shit?
About 4 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@laurenlaverne Intellect as big as your heart and everything she could never be. #fuckemdeep
About 4 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@PaulStanleyLive Woah that’s a super organised space!
About 4 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
West Midlands Safari Park: traffic in a zoo.
About 5 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@HarMarSuperstar Amazing work fella! It’s like being a kid all over again, huh! #naturalgoodstate
About 6 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@GaryBarlow @OfficialMarkO @HowardDonald My lovely 78 year old Mama Pauline had a v bad fall yesterday and shattere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
About 8 months ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter Web Client
@themarkrad @StuartMaconie afternoons are right down the crapper without u guys. #happypooyear
How to make your not very enormous lounge feel fkin enormous - pack away Xmas.
We’re always working on Ki’s musical knowledge and for an 11 year old she’s pretty good, with a few exceptions. Ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Ki: ‘Daddy could you possibly stop ruining Xmas songs for me? Cos now Last Xmas is the Heart Failure On Xmas Day so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Watching Avengers - Infinity War with my Mom. An hour in she announces she doesn’t know what the bloody hell’s goin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
Man just realised it's 20 yrs today that I got my first national press in The Guardian! I look like someone inflate… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter Web Client
My Mom: ‘Did you hear George from Rainbow has died?’
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@viv_albertine Ah Viv, big loves! Hope u are OK! X
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
@themarkrad Strength to ya fella! The Phoenix shall rise! X
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
MINI BREAK Everything old and tattyn, Sun's never got its hatyn, Sea looks like it's been shatyn, Prestatyn
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
Turned up late for a mindfulness class on a Mindless skateboard.
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
The only thing that's got me through this jet washing is the vibration of the hose on my winkie. pic.twitter.com/KrM7EaZ77E
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
When you take your Mum for her hip results and can see cameltoe on the X-ray. #awkward #cameltoe #mum
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
Those campsite owners with their 30 second shower cut off and awkwardly placed restart button didn't factor in my coccyx finger.
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
