Man and all these years I’ve thought Robert Palmer’s Irresistible was about love for a one-eyed woman. It’s ‘our li… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Radio adverts, why are you so shit?
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@laurenlaverne Intellect as big as your heart and everything she could never be. #fuckemdeep
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@PaulStanleyLive Woah that’s a super organised space!
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West Midlands Safari Park: traffic in a zoo.
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@HarMarSuperstar Amazing work fella! It’s like being a kid all over again, huh! #naturalgoodstate
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@GaryBarlow @OfficialMarkO @HowardDonald My lovely 78 year old Mama Pauline had a v bad fall yesterday and shattere… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@themarkrad @StuartMaconie afternoons are right down the crapper without u guys. #happypooyear
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How to make your not very enormous lounge feel fkin enormous - pack away Xmas.
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We’re always working on Ki’s musical knowledge and for an 11 year old she’s pretty good, with a few exceptions. Ba… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Ki: ‘Daddy could you possibly stop ruining Xmas songs for me? Cos now Last Xmas is the Heart Failure On Xmas Day so… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Watching Avengers - Infinity War with my Mom. An hour in she announces she doesn’t know what the bloody hell’s goin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Man just realised it's 20 yrs today that I got my first national press in The Guardian! I look like someone inflate… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
My Mom: ‘Did you hear George from Rainbow has died?’
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@viv_albertine Ah Viv, big loves! Hope u are OK! X
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@themarkrad Strength to ya fella! The Phoenix shall rise! X
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
MINI BREAK Everything old and tattyn, Sun's never got its hatyn, Sea looks like it's been shatyn, Prestatyn
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
Turned up late for a mindfulness class on a Mindless skateboard.
About a year ago from Mark Locke's Twitter via Twitter for iPhone
The only thing that's got me through this jet washing is the vibration of the hose on my winkie. pic.twitter.com/KrM7EaZ77E
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When you take your Mum for her hip results and can see cameltoe on the X-ray. #awkward #cameltoe #mum
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Those campsite owners with their 30 second shower cut off and awkwardly placed restart button didn't factor in my coccyx finger.
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@LizKershawDJ happy big one cocka! Forever 38 to me! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@RadioTamworth thanks guys the only hero tho is Che! He took a big group effort to a whole nother level with his skills and determination!
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Che made the BBC and is No 1 Watched on the news app! bbc.com/news/av/uk-eng… Or watch the full power version here youtu.be/k7VLG2cu9Do
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